Hot Carlos

A powerful prank that will leave your friends in tears after a long night of drinking.(Although intoxication is not required it helps.) The Hot Carlos is a combination of the Hot Karl and The dirty Sanchez in which one defecates into a sock, preferably a soccer sock, that has a hole in it. The individual then finds a very intoxicated being and proceeds to smack them in the face with the hole covered sock, thus leaving a smear of poo underneath the drunken individuals nose.The mark should resemble that of a Hispanic mans mustache.

Dude what happened to your face

You gave me a hot Carlos you asshole

Oh so that's where I shit last night

by elud December 16, 2008

hot up

To sexify yourself so that the opposite sex drools over you. Going from just okay to WOW!!

also hotting up or hotted up

I'm hoping to hot up for summer.

I'm on a hotting up program.

Look at him, he sure has hotted up since the last time I saw him.

by Rho February 20, 2005

hot mess

really bad trouble; awful mess

We are in a hot mess in Iraq.

by bearian February 14, 2007

hot boi

Sexy club boy with dope swagger.

If your chain don't touch your dick you ain't no hot boi- smh you short ass chain wearin busters!

by hBC. December 8, 2016

hot guts

just another word for vagina.

i'm trying to hit them hot guts, tonite.

by randy d September 14, 2006

hot topic

faggot store where poser "rockers" and "punks" buy there huge disgusting chained up pants which punks dont where to begin with.

LIKE OMG! i cant wait to get a blink 182 shirt in hot topic today! ive been saving all week its like 50 bucks! ROCK ONNNNNNNN

by nancyissuchaposer February 17, 2007

Hot Seat

A game where you tell 3 sex stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. Usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.

"Guys, we're playing hot seat if we win on the way back."

by Torva December 6, 2014