Simp

A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.

Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?

by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023

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The law of the gods and the council of the boys points out and defines that the word SIMP directly translates to Jack O’ Reilly ....

Amen And Preach 🍆

“You know MC big muscle ?”

“Yeah he’s Fallen into a trap called being a SIMP “
“Who’s he simping to “
“Every girl that’s ever existed, especially ones by the name of CIARA and Amelia”

by NotSimp August 21, 2020

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Max

Max simps everyday

by Ahahahhur December 10, 2022

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One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

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the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives

He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"

by dezzadk November 12, 2022

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