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Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 20, 2022
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Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.
Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.
by Commish8 October 6, 2019
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Mexican Whipcream

The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.
Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.
by Crack baby's baby August 10, 2022
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Mexican Halloween

When you want to reproduce the reference from community, but the spices from the mexican food you ate earlier are on your hands and mess up the mood when you finger her...
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain
by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022
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Mexican bum sniffer

A person who likes to sniff Mexicans bum
Yo akneehow I bet that orphan is a Mexican bum sniffer.
by The sexyest man alive March 2, 2021
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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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