A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
by mr.miguel dannyboy March 03, 2022
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
by Mega Hemroids July 05, 2023
Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
by iceweed April 04, 2018
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
by Kongo Kong April 23, 2018
Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.
by Shabba dabba doo July 24, 2019
by Fast Floyd Richards May 07, 2021