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Jack Crosby 

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
Jack Crosby by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016

Jack-o-Lantern Job 

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
Jack-o-Lantern Job by neuropathica October 16, 2016

jack off jizz motion 

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
jack off jizz motion by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
a little boy with no social skills and was born from jesus, he has a setanic heart and loves his chair being kicked
jack dowd by Flpppp November 3, 2016

jack ison 

Ben was being a jack ison last night
jack ison by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016
When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.
Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.
jack fail by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016