Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Chocolate

Poop that has been recycled throughout the water cycle.

My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.

by Sarah Cool Girl February 17, 2019

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 20, 2021

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

Gatsby Chocolate

Shitty overpriced chocolate company that attempts to use "dAnK iNtErNeT mEmEs" to boost sales. Just another startup that will ultimately fail due to bringing absolutely nothing new to the table in an already oversaturated market.

Gatsby Chocolate fucked up when they made an ad using a fake UrbanDictionary.com definition for their ads.

by Urban-Legend April 13, 2021

jamming the chocolate

the action of fucking or getting pounded in the anal hole

dude look at my dick i just was jamming the chocolate on her

by thy skip and yogie April 4, 2010