Chocolate USA

A short-lived independent rock band from the early 1990's. They had two albums called 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today' and 'Smoke Machine'. Its lead singer (Julian Koster) went on to work in bands like 'The Music Tapes' and 'Neutral Milk Hotel'.

Customer: Do you have anything by Chocolate USA?
CD Store Worker: No, we don't have anything by Chocolate USA.
Customer: Aw, geez! Better luck singing 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today'.

by OhNo S. October 1, 2022

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest

by Sole surfer October 19, 2022

Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest

Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake

by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022

Chocolate daisies

When a guy with glasses drops a peice of a chocolate bar and someone puts a daisy in it

Chocolate daisies are delicious

by Sucklotsofball May 19, 2022

chocolate vanillia swirl

Chocolate vanillia swirl is the term used when there us more black people in the room then white people.

(johnny sins, steve harvey and, lebron james anre getting steamy in bed)
johnny sins: ugh i love two bbcs at once
steve Harvey: damn right johnny i love myself a chocolate vanillia swirl

by choklitluverzpizza June 2, 2022