moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling

by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

Bruh Moment

You are legally allowed to say this when your friend says either:

I hate my life,
Bruh,
Epic,
*them 2 friends fighting*

Bruh moment,

by ChickenSoupen October 19, 2019

michi moment

a michi moment is when you do something dumb or stupid.

“I CLOSED ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY FISH”
“that is such a michi moment.”

by nagitos_sock July 7, 2021

Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.

Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!

by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025

Sean moment

When Gilgamesh is an anecdote when dubiously chillin'

P1: We're chilling loudly and telling anecdotes
P2: Like Gilgamesh.
P1: Thats a Sean moment if I ever saw one

by weliveinasociety308 June 4, 2022