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All that glitters is not gold

Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.
The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.
by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024
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all american bitch

I and I forget
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song
by njppp November 30, 2023
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You ain’t worth a damn cent
Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money
by Kidd knowledge December 3, 2020
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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all night in heaven

A version of seven minutes in heaven where instead of seven minutes are used to have sexual activities, it is all night. Half of the people playing put an item in a hat and then the half that didn't put an item in, choose an item from the hat, not knowing who put what in. Then, whichever item they chose is the person they will spend a night in heaven with ;).
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna bang her when we play all night in heaven."
by koutarou666 June 25, 2017
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all cummed up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger
"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"
by FunGuyRobbie March 22, 2024
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