write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005

Writer's Block

An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.

Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!

Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!

by ghj December 29, 2007

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

writer's blog

a blogger who can't think of anything to say.

Two days and no posts. You've got writer's blog, dude.

by laslowe February 26, 2008

Written

Used to describe someone who is ‘written off’ another word for ‘clapped’ and ‘munted’

Guy 1: hey weren’t you thinking of linking her
Guy2: nahhh that girl is written
Guy1: yeah didn’t want to say but she is baddd

by Coochiecrusader November 8, 2018

Writed

Past tense of write

I Writed a paragraph on the bird.

by John debate December 23, 2018

You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".

1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"

by Sr88 October 22, 2015