Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache August 17, 2017
A girl that has fucked an entire football team. Then she goes to Starbucks and the football players put their dicks into her drink and then ejaculate for her to drink. After that they proceed to put five of their dicks into her ass, mouth, and vagina, while she give hand jobs to three dicks in each hand. When this process ends when each of her holed is about 7 inches, and he hands are sore.
That slut is such a ,Wide Reciver, Lisa Wild, aka Trevor's milk supply. Trey loves to eat penis, Ms Lantzy goes to weight watchers
by AshtonLongisawhore7205909707 October 12, 2013
Irish Slang (Mainly used in North Dublin) for a positive expression to show excitement meaning good, go big, excited, etc.
Friend 1: are you going out for drinks tonight?
Friend 2: yeah, it’s gonna be class, cha wide for the buzz (I’m excited for the buzz)
Friend 2: yeah, it’s gonna be class, cha wide for the buzz (I’m excited for the buzz)
by gecko4 December 23, 2019
by skipper1931 May 18, 2020
The Man. The Cool Man, The Coochie Man, The Built Different Man, The Annihilator, Doctor Sex, Kanye Yeest, The Cool Dude, The Sex Master, The Jiggy Jiggy Master. Wide goes by many names. Wide is possibly the coolest man on planet, he is also very hot and sexy. He has big pp (no homo but i'd let him fuck me). He also plays roblox, call of duty, and minecraft DAILY making him very cool. He also is a capitalist. Wide is also very swag because he is.
by spaceman8916371 March 22, 2021
Wide is often a word that can be bestowed upon a person meaning big or large. This title was previously bestowed upon Vladimir Putin, however this was revoked due to certain war crimes during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Due to the Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyjs courage and enormous balls he is now the new bearer of this title. Getting the wide title revoked also causes one to be bestowed the Thin title.
by Useless Cheese March 23, 2022