The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
Get the As wide as the Clydemug. A trashy woman who opens her legs for anyone, especially married men who she works with, with no care for the family she helps destroy.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Wide-Legged Skankmug. by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024
Get the Wide Tonguemug. Nothing that you say will release you
Nothing that you pray will forgive you
Nothing's what your words mean to me
Something that you did will destroy me
Something that you said will stay with me
Long after you're dead and gone
If flesh could crawl
My skin would fall
From off my bones
And run away from here
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
If holy is as holy does
This house would burn straight down to hell
Take its conscience with it as it falls
Nothing said could change the fact
My trust was blind, you broke the pact
If God's my witness, God must be blind
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
Nothing that you pray will forgive you
Nothing's what your words mean to me
Something that you did will destroy me
Something that you said will stay with me
Long after you're dead and gone
If flesh could crawl
My skin would fall
From off my bones
And run away from here
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
If holy is as holy does
This house would burn straight down to hell
Take its conscience with it as it falls
Nothing said could change the fact
My trust was blind, you broke the pact
If God's my witness, God must be blind
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
Wish
Wish
Wish
Wish
Take it back, I dare you, take it back
No you can't, you should have thought of that
What's inside a man that's goes so wrong?
Choke on guilt that's far too good for you
Say one word, I'll laugh and bury you
Leave you in the place where you left me
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
I wish I could fly
As angels can fly
Wish
Wish
Wish
Wish
Wish
Take it back, I dare you, take it back
No you can't, you should have thought of that
What's inside a man that's goes so wrong?
Choke on guilt that's far too good for you
Say one word, I'll laugh and bury you
Leave you in the place where you left me
If flesh could crawl (Wish)
My skin would fall (Wish)
From off my bones (Wish)
And run away from here (Wish)
As far from God
As heaven is wide
As far from God
As angels can fly
I wish I could fly
As angels can fly
Wish
Wish
by Death Menace July 13, 2023
Get the As Heaven is Widemug. by ImNotAPedophileISwear May 9, 2022
Get the Peep and the Big Wide Worldmug. Absolution horror. The Swiss knife of Tetris. If you use this, you are a true vril and chad. The only way to counter this is to four wide faster than your opponent.
by crustapple September 18, 2025
Get the four widemug. The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the double wide loadmug.