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Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
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Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
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weight liftyish

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.
"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."
by puerthairican July 16, 2016
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Weighted Throw

When a person, in an attempt to be sly or strategic, throws out a question with the intent to obtain specific information.
When he asked, "In your opinion, if I were to be hired for this role, what position/positions do you believe would be the most valuable to add to the team?" His intent was to find out how large the company's workload gaps were through a weighted throw.
by shuraka April 18, 2024
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Medium weight white PP spoon

An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.
It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon
by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025
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Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
by Real Fitness February 3, 2012
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