Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh March 16, 2016

Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u

1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish

by Clara October 13, 2018

lite weight

A person who can not handle a significant amount of alcohol or other substances

Olivia is such a lite weight.

by SirEnstien February 25, 2019

Weighting game

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.

How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed

The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight

by Pork Scratching January 2, 2020