penis weight

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night
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George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed
The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight
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Put weight on the bean

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.
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light weight

a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .
Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".
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Light Weight

Weight you can lift
Ronnie: “Light Weight babyy!
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weight

the force exerted on the mass of a body by a gravitational field.
The weight of the planet kept the moon in orbit.
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Weight

That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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