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Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...
Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."
Water Weight by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Victim Weight 

A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.
Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.
Victim Weight by SuperhumanCock January 12, 2024

Jake weight 

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
Jake weight by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Rope Weight 

Refers to a heavy object hanging at the end of a rope, and is often used in reference to a dead body.
Person 1: I hate that guy.

Person 2: Me too. He’d make a great rope weight.
Rope Weight by turgled March 16, 2025

Stink Weight 

fat you get from eating stinky foods like doodoo, smegma, and durians.
You have a lot of stink weight from that kinky night we had last night.

Stink Weight 

Fat you get from eating stinky foods (shit, durians, other stinky foods and weiner cheese)
You have a lot of stink weight you eat so much smelly foods.