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turban wedgie

This boysterous move consists of a wedgie so rigorous that the provider is able to wrap the receiver's underslacks around their head into a well-formed turban.
That dorky kid in glasses is such a dweeb that only the turban wedgie will do.
by jwheare February 25, 2009
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Wedgie

What all us socially awkward nerds who wear tighty whities get. It's unfair.
Even teachers give me wedgies, the milf girl teacher gave me one today, She stripped me down to my white underwear in the girls bathroom and hung me on the flagpole. I pooped my briefs from fright. Will someone ever let me down. I can't escape it. I hate getting a wedgie.
by JustAnotherLoserNerd May 5, 2014
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Reverse Wedgie

The opposite of a wedgie, usually inflicted on oneself accidentally. When sat on the toilet and you stand up pulling up your pants but leaving your underpants around your knees.

Also self-inflicted in times of panic, as when your pants are down as your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and her parents come home. In a panic you pull up your pants, again leaving your underpants around your knees.
"Jenny's parents came home while she was giving me a blow job, right there in view of their hallway. I reacted to fast I gave myself a reverse wedgie."
by walkin-dead March 2, 2012
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wedgie

a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
by Grant March 5, 2005
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wedgiewound

when a wedgie is so hard that it leaves a mark
brett: did you see joe he totally got a wedgiewound from kyle the other day!
michael: i know! it is going to take surgery to remove that thing!!
by michael:] May 2, 2009
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Wedgie

When underwear is grabbed by the waistband and yanked up into the butt crack.
My dad and brother ganged up on me giving me a painful basketball shorts wedgie.
by basketballshortsmaster May 7, 2018
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wedgiecore

Wedgiecore is a skin or thing on roblox that online daters use and 9 year old kids use
If someone says wedgiecore
by LMAOOOO LMAOOOO September 1, 2021
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