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weenior

A wee senior, as in someone who is in their senior year of school but looks, acts, or feels younger
"I may be applying to graduate schools, but I sure feel like a weenior."
by jeepsforkeeps June 17, 2017
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weenie mobile

a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.
tara is like the weenie mobile. you hear stories of how great it is but very few get to drive it.
by xmama13 October 19, 2017
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Weenie Mcweenie

Man that jason is such a Weenie Mcweenie
by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 22, 2017
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Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.
Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
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Weenie Breath

When a girl's breath has the scent of your penis after she performs oral sex on you
Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.

I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.

Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"

Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019
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Weenes bird

A bird that can grow a over sized penis
by Weenes bird November 18, 2019
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weenie

weenies are boys who take girls for granted, can't see how great they are and run away from their problems, they are supa cute but evil small small weeines
girl 1 - oh my he is so cute

girl 2 - oh no that's paul the weenie you cant like him he is a weenie
by Alaskan bull worm 1107 November 19, 2019
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