webbed bliss

What internet daters achieve after they tie the knot.

I can't believe how happily married she is- its a sure case of webbed bliss---and she met him on the internet!

by amesababe November 2, 2010

Webbin

Completely wasting time on the internet.

What were you doing up so late? I was webbin.

Or

And you thought I was just webbin.

by chirp78 February 19, 2012

Webbing

The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.

I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.

by WebMaster March 4, 2015

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!

The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

#1. My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!
#2. The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Webbish

The act of being in your own world

You are acting very webbish today.

by Crackbaby75 May 15, 2018

webblogger

A webblogger is someone who has too much time on their hands. Spends hours on the web and dreams of making their first million dollars by blogging for a living. Web blogger started out as two words but now is a one word pony and now webblogger will be known to us all.

He works as a webblogger, you know he doesn't do much😎

by southpaw808 May 26, 2018