Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021
Get the Watermelon sugarmug. Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
Get the unripe watermelonmug. by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020
Get the IQ of a watermelonmug. Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee
by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018
Get the watermelon peemug. so are we really never going to truly figure out what this word means or like why is everyone looking up it
by hellowhatisthefuckup June 19, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. "Harry Styles new song Watermelon Sugar is totally gay."
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
by msdiva (el williams) May 31, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. its almost july 2021 and this is still in trending, how many centuries left till its removed from trending?
by hducc June 27, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug.