watching sportscenter

a term for smoking marijuana.

old lady: what are you doing tonight?

dude: watching sportscenter, watching the cardinals game.

old lady: tight

by clammy11239 April 27, 2010

on your watch

If something happens on your watch, you are responsible for it as you were in charge.

Also can mean on your time.

I won't smoke on your watch.

by mandylovepandy April 17, 2017

Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.

I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.

by The gayyyyyy October 25, 2022

pass watch

Two words that do not make sense when put together; two words that will confuse people because they do not make sense; something only a stupid person comes up with.

“Mayer says that pass watch might have negative undertones”

by Carterwashere May 19, 2021

Watch it lady

When a fat dude is in the way

Paul yelled “watch it lady” when the guy swam too close.

by Boxer dropper June 10, 2019

threepenny watch

An item or person suspected of being counterfeit,fake or cheaply made.

As queer (odd) as a threepenny watch.
Also "three dollar bill"

by callandanswer January 8, 2009

Watch Yourself

What pussies say when they try to save face. Often used when their own lives are under threat and in fact they themselves should watch themselves.

Noel Edmonds: Yo home boy watch yourself. I ain't playing dawg, this for real. Brap, braaaaap.

Mr Blobby: Yeah? Eat me mother f*****

by oueh87 April 16, 2009