by AG HOE TELLER May 14, 2018
Get the Dylan Winstead mug.An alternative South Park with Eric Cartmen (the fat one) being given the non stopping death sequences instead of Kenny McCormick (the broke kid (also loves NASCAR) ) Including the death that Carmon Winstead had when she was drowned in a river by highschoolers Eric Cartmen (the fat one if you haven’t been paying attention) receives this death on an unknown season and episode.
Hey you heard of Cartmen Winstead?
What? Who the fuck is Cartmen Winstead
Uh the fat kid who gets the death penalty in every episode of South Park
Isn’t that Kenny?
No you dumbfuck!
What? Who the fuck is Cartmen Winstead
Uh the fat kid who gets the death penalty in every episode of South Park
Isn’t that Kenny?
No you dumbfuck!
by rockyybalbonerr June 8, 2022
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A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.
Can also be written Captain Wankstache
Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.
Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023
Get the Captain Wankstash mug.Luke: you don't look cute.
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!
by MyNameIsntLuke January 5, 2018
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