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Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...
by backlashjack February 18, 2011
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minnesota vikings

Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.
The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.
by I bleed purple September 16, 2006
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vikinged

raped & pillaged: i.e. what Vikings did.
"sports team A got vikinged by sports team b in that match over the weekend, what a walk-over"
by Zhuntr April 13, 2012
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Vibing

When you instantly righteously conversate with someone epic and new. Whether via the web or in person. In person is the absolute best.
She is so fine and we were vibing so good!
by ScorpioIndigo1111 May 23, 2016
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Vibing

To sit for long periods of time on the toilet scrolling / using / texting on your phone, while your poop floats in the water waiting to be flushed.
How long where you on your phone, in the bathroom, while your poop sat vibing in the toilet bowl?
by J.Crow January 25, 2020
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Viking War horn

When a man braids large beads into his beard, inserts them into someones anus, and preforms oral sex on them.
"I gave Stacy the Viking War horn last night, that's why i shaved."
by Lazarus_Coal August 30, 2022
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Virtual Viking

A Virtual Viking is a person who regularly scours the internet for media like music and films and makes no attempt to ask permission for these wares and downloads them very non-chalantly. This activity is often illegal but gathers great mutual respect from fellow internet users and the rewards are understood to be a large saving in finances, money which would have otherwise been spent on buying the rights to download such materials.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"

The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
"Holy Shit dude, you downloaded 11 films by aXXo in one night, and still had enough bandwidth to download every episode of 'Is it a Good Idea To Microwave This?' ?"

"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"

"youre such a Virtual Viking"
by Kavster92 October 23, 2009
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