Chocolate Vampire

1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.

2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.

Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?

Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!

Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate

by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019

Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.

girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"

by VampireShift September 17, 2011

Vampires Everywhere

Found in Hollywood, Vampires Everywhere now signed with Century Media.
Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,

Hottopic dweeb : Zomg did you hear about the Sacred Ceremony Tour? Black Veil Brides on tour w00t!

Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?

Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,

Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best

Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz

by EmoSceneHipsterKid October 8, 2010

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

intelligence vampire

A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.

Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligence vampire.

by Twilight Omega June 21, 2007

grief vampire

Grief vampires are self-proclaimed psychics or mediums who prey upon the loved ones of those who have recently died. They exploit the grieving for their own monetary gain.

Theresa Caputo is a Grief Vampire she will tell you how your loved one is not in any pain and is in a better place after you pay hundreds of dollars for her cold reading and hot reading skills. Which are simple magicians tricks and not any psychic or medium abilities. All psychics are frauds conning you out of money by saying things you want to hear.

by Magic Mocha June 27, 2020

vampire bite

A piercing placed on the left side of the neck a little below the chin to look as though you have been "bitten by a vampire." It's a very risky piercing because it's so close to the artery. Very unique piercing.

"Cool vampire bite piercing!" - Reeses

"Thanks, I got it because no one else has it." - Marie

by Joseph Mario February 25, 2008