A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018
Get the perfect turdmug. "Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
by Stormy151 September 10, 2011
Get the Denting the Turdmug. When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 2, 2008
Get the Frosted Turdmug. 1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
Get the turd monkeymug. I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
Get the stuck turdmug. by scart July 11, 2003
Get the turd lickermug. by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006
Get the turd bunchermug.