Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 03, 2015

Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez

Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!

by Radical, but also Sadical September 25, 2017

Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend

Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.

by MAISYcat30now July 07, 2022

Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale May 21, 2018