trail fix

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers
BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
by euphemismo July 05, 2011
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oregon trail

me:do you remember when I first came on the oregon trail?
ex: yeah, we came together
by vateverya September 29, 2011
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treasure trail

the trail of pubic hair from the mid stomach to the penis and/or vagina in which crabs can gain access to the belly button.

when i went down on jordans mom, i followed her bushy treasure trail and i felt that the chest may as well have been empty.
by oscarl January 14, 2009
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grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington November 13, 2007
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Trail Mix

The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
by B@lls Deep January 19, 2009
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Leaving A Trail

When you itch or in anyway cause your pubis to fall off.
It was obvious that Jack was whacking off in my bedroom because he was leaving a trail.
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trail of terror

Ass hair that extends above the pants line.
Similar to the treasure trail, but in the back.
Put a shirt on, no one wants to see your trail of terror
by benrk March 23, 2006
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