Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Tory

can pull off the best sex hair and is a sexy BOY spelt with a y making it a male dominant pronoun and an i is for a female commonly mispelled female name an example of tory and tori

tory -tori
tony-toni
billy-billi

also applies to nicknames

nicky-nikki

by anon181 September 21, 2009

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

torpe

Ludicrus, inane, stupid...from the spanish word, "Torpe"

That's so Torpe.

by octavius March 10, 2004

tory

true story

I got on it like charlie sheen. Tory

by sheen mason July 6, 2011

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Tory

SExy Boy with a high IQ and all the girls want to sex him up!!

Becky: I want to make Tory high tonight!!!!!
Jill: But i want to do it too.
Becky & Jill: THREESOME!!!!!!!

by uknown123 October 1, 2016