Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

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Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

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Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022

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A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.

I think I like Tons. She’s so nice

by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018

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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016

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