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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries
Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.
by Ross danish August 30, 2016
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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
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Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.
by Deamon King October 9, 2023
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Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.
Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!
by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011
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