Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar

OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!

by K33ly August 27, 2017

Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school

eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019

Luke

Super Cool Guy often the funniest member of discord servers

Yo you know Luke?

Yeah what about him?

He is so funny on discord lmaoo

by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.

He's such a Luke/

by THATbitch6669996900000000 March 9, 2020