Broncos Country

The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12

Broncos country... lets ride to 5-12

by broncosrider November 1, 2023

country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.

Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.

by Greekling October 6, 2019

Cottage Country

A poor nigga's hood.

Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"

Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"

by Ethan Niggers June 21, 2021

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 10, 2021

country musex

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

by Krkič January 29, 2020

Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

by Dripfoe February 16, 2022