Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."

by J-Saturn January 17, 2010

lady thief

where someone, usually a hot tan male steals females which belong to someone else.

the lady thief is likely to be well rigged, humorous and attractiive.

this is most likely to happen when the person whom the female belongs with originally is absent, whether it be overseas ( for example in germany ) or just no longer able to satisfy his woman.

hey did you see what ryan did to jordan? yes he is a real lady thief.

hey mate you still with brodie? nah got lady thiefed.

by #hkcanthelpstealingtrim October 18, 2011

Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.

When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.

by happykat October 14, 2009

Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.

OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.

by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010

Vaginal Thievery

1) The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse (See: Rape)

"Two men are currently being held on bail for the alleged act of Vaginal Thievery."

by zhz June 11, 2006

thief

Former Vice President Al Gore

Al Gore attempted to steal the elections, therfore he is a thief.

by I H8 THE LIBERALS August 15, 2004

Thien

Thien, usually associated with a racist asian who doesn't like black people. He worships hitler and hates all jews.

Nick:whats up thien, you heard about that black guy who got arrested and hes saying he got framed?
Thien: oh yea i framed him.
Nick:really? thats crazy!
Thien:yes, another victory for white supremacy!

by xXxPressurexX November 16, 2009