psycho-therapy

Treatment ya get to assist you in becoming da next "infamous Ted", whether it's Bundy or Kaczynski.
Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!
by QuacksO June 10, 2021
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Therapy Call

Hey guys can you stay out of the room from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.
I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.
by Anon135813 November 12, 2020
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Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.
I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.
by Anon135813 November 12, 2020
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Sympathy therapy

Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.
I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?
by Kimhkimi August 01, 2019
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scream therapy

A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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