Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010

Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.

“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”

by Pseudonah October 02, 2018

Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them

Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her

by Creamycameltoe69 September 09, 2018

Brazilian Stroke

When inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly.

- Come on! Brazilian stroke! For Sao Paolo!
- Alright fine... holy shit.

by sonnydelightful January 26, 2013

cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke

Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

by Great Fortunato July 26, 2018

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

by ADDT-JACE February 08, 2015

power stroke

The best diesel truck engine built Ford Tough.

Power Stroke is the engine in Ford trucks.

by ccpgm41 September 02, 2006