1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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by tobyornot August 12, 2009
to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit
by Joe Oompaloompa January 01, 2007
It is when you and your co-workers decide to drop dueces into one bowl, and to never flush it all day long.
by Mark the Spark October 07, 2006
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 07, 2017
Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
by iacman June 14, 2010
To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
by Philip Saurman April 18, 2005
Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 30, 2005