sloth

coral. an ancient creature found in the ice age brought up by a racist dad and RAPED BY HER UNCLE!

girl "oh my god look at that sloth!"

by sean jacko June 22, 2008

Sloth

Somebody thats fuckin slow

Your a fucking sloth.

by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019

Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

by Random 7 March 2, 2018

E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies

1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

sloth queen

Hail satan!!

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!

by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016