muff bluffer

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!
by kermit999 December 15, 2009
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Muff Scrub

Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.

This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.
by Donkey_Cock May 31, 2007
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Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging
I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.
by Axon March 15, 2015
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 14, 2015
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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 05, 2014
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Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
by MGJuhasz May 30, 2013
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Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
by casualuk February 06, 2022
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