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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
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Moose fit

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019
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Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.
Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.
by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013
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Moose Boy

A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".
Jack always goes to buy those food when they can go get it themselves, he is such a moose boy.
by Saint Lucian August 12, 2019
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Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020
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Moose Jacket

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010
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moose bag

by wonky james September 18, 2017
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