A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
by ratface83 February 13, 2015

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019

by Cologne Moose January 23, 2013

A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".
by Saint Lucian August 12, 2019

Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010

by wonky james September 18, 2017
