unholy handshake

Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.

Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.

by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015

secular handshake

To masturbate.

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.

by von groovy May 26, 2017

Cobargo handshake

To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.

I was just minding my own business when some loony rocked up and gave me a Cobargo handshake.

by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

power handshake

The simple act of one man giving a hand job to another man.

My good friend, John, gave me a great power handshake last night.

by breyn6 January 25, 2016

Hot handshake

When your butt is cupped my another persons hand, and you expel gas (fart) into their palm.

Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.

by WertherButt November 27, 2022

ohio handshake

When one grabs another females breast from behind jiggles them repeatedly.

It was a surprising Ohio handshake.

by gingerbeer November 28, 2013