Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.
Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.
by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015
Get the unholy handshake mug.To masturbate.
After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.
by von groovy May 26, 2017
Get the secular handshake mug.To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.
by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020
Get the Cobargo handshake mug.by electrocaine November 15, 2021
Get the Manitoba Handshake mug.by breyn6 January 25, 2016
Get the power handshake mug.Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
by WertherButt November 27, 2022
Get the Hot handshake mug.by gingerbeer November 28, 2013
Get the ohio handshake mug.