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Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.
Did you floss?
by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022
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Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!
by The7Guy August 18, 2020
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Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.
Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”
by Unichrome January 20, 2018
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cock floss

One who flosses their teeth with cock....
She only uses cock floss.
by raindrop44 May 1, 2022
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fancy floss

A type of floss that has a particularly fancy flavor.
by Tatum_morris October 26, 2017
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Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.
Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?
by Plynut May 20, 2022
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