drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.

That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.

by Sonya H. July 24, 2008

Cobra Rinse

A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.

Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.

by Klendi October 17, 2020

Legend cobra

His dad likes tanning in the back yard and likes eating bacon egg n cheese.

Legend cobra eats rice crispies

by Henry the third September 11, 2021

Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.

Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!

by Mozy November 17, 2022

Detroit Cobra Whistle

Clandestine name used for a weed pen when visiting Michigan when the consumption needs to stay top secret.

Yo, let me hit the Detroit Cobra Whistle.
What’s that?
Don’t worry about it grandma.

by Kutzo August 10, 2025

Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful

Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR

by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021

Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023