pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

Alan

Being a d*ck about things

Stop being an Alan man!

by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021

Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.

Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”

by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022