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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
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Coy Wire Foundation

A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism
I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them
by CometStealYoLungs March 17, 2024
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wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods
kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019
mugGet the wiremug.

White Wires

Cables for apple products.
See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!
by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017
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Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.
-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“
by Pertturbator January 29, 2020
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