Skip to main content

Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
mugGet the Piano wire noosemug.

Wire biter

/ˈwī(ə)r ˈbīdər/

noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY

An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
Timmy is such a fucking wire biter, he jerks off to goth girls on instagram and hatsune miku,they aren’t even real. fucking filthy ass wire biter

Or

Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
by Anthrak October 28, 2025
mugGet the Wire bitermug.

Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.
After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.
by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022
mugGet the Jazz Singh Wiremug.

Wire

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.
"Ahh. Wire."
by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024
mugGet the Wiremug.

Cross-wired Freak

An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
mugGet the Cross-wired Freakmug.

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained
"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"
by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024
mugGet the wire-brainedmug.

wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.
example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.
by kappibara February 7, 2023
mugGet the wiresmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email