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Super straight

Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.
Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!
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A made up sexuality by Transphobic people where someone only dates someone of the opposite sex if they haven't transitioned into that sex
Person 1: Would you date someone who transitioned into the opposite sex?
Person 2: Nah man I'm Super Straight.
Person 1: Oh so your transphobic then.
by Kornfan28 March 7, 2021
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A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people
Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?
by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021
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Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.
any super straight people here?
Yeah me!
by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021
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The super straight community also, known as the super virgin community are a group of virgins so pathetic they simply cannot get a women to have sex with them. The lack of attention gets the "men" very sad. So they seek male validation from other super virgins
What's ur sexuality?
Me? Oh Ha...I'm super straight
*calls therapist*
by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021
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a “sexuality” made by a bunch of transphobic people trying to weasel their way into the lgbtq+ and invalidate other lgbtq+ people. they only date cisgender people who were born the opposite sex as them. the colors of the flag are black and orange (inspired by pornhub)
guy 1: have you seen that tiktok trend “super straight?”
guy 2: yeah i identify as super straight now
guy 3: that’s transphobic, you’re allowed a preference but the sexuality is made to invalidate trans and lgbtq people
guy 4: fuck off, me and the boys are all super straight, go to hell
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay
by fuckthehets March 8, 2021
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