$12 situation

when you bet on somethings outcome after its already happened, particularly saying you bet $12 that the outcome is strange or chaotically neutral.

I can't believe she tripped over her own baseball bat. What a $12 situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Steppenbrother's Situation

The scientific term for when someone gets stuck in a one-way hole (I.E. a Washing Machine) with no way to get out without the assistance of another party.

While doing the smex is the most common response to a Steppenbrother's Situation, it is not the only one.

Person A (Jack): Dammit Claudia, how the fuck did you get stuck in the AC unit!?

Person B (Claudia): Does that look like it matters right now!? Get me out!

Jack: Nah, as a high ranking member of the Mickey Mouse Club, I have to analyze this Steppenbrother's Situation so that it doesn't happen again.

by MDLuffy1234 September 4, 2022

snowbunny situation

When a person of a different ethnic group asides from whites, falls in love with a white dude or girl

“Bro, Katie is so cute, she fr got me in a snowbunny situation”

by Ben43 November 7, 2022

addverse situation

A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.

In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.

Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"

by Not a Neek January 23, 2022