Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle
by Garywink May 16, 2022
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Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass
I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years
by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023
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Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣
Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her
by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022
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Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.
Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?
by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
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sausage shocker

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!
by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023
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