Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.

"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."

by whiffmyster July 15, 2022

MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018