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professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
by Kiwidude April 3, 2023
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Clairol Professional

Clairol Professional Pure White Hair Developers for Lightening & Gray Coverage
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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Professional Humaning

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites
by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023
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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Professional Wrestling

A highly physical and choreographed form of professional LARPing.
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
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