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Dylan Matthews

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
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Maison Matthews

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying
by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020
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Matthew Daddario

Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017
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matthew sturniolo

“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”
by jadelbeez June 13, 2022
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matthew morrison

by peepeep00p00man November 13, 2020
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matthew

Autistic person who loves to watch gay pornography with his mother and father while masturbating on his cat at teh same time face timing his friends
That guy is Matthew
by Matthew is life September 24, 2017
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Matthew

Oh your suck a Matthew
by Mfwhf November 26, 2018
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