your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores
Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
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Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.
Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"
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your mum
i saw your mums smack dvd bruv
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Your Mum

Q:Who was the first president of America?

A:Your Mum

Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex

A:Your Mum
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logans mum

Hey have you seen logans mum
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slutty mum

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook
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