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Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.
Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
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A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.
“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser
by Tina: respect April 13, 2021
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A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.
You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.
by Semen licker December 10, 2017
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this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.
How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020
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Hey Luke
by Kouhgfv May 2, 2019
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Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx
Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra
by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022
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The guy who wants to stab you at school
eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019
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