outside lands

an epic music festival in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco

Bro have you bought your ticket for outside lands? I hear the lineup this year is sick,deadmau5 is playing.

by hipsterlaxer August 20, 2011

land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

by land whaler101 February 12, 2018

CareBear Land

A fictional land that only few people reach during their High. People's heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. This is all followed by Maniacal laughter, and the term "tripping out" constantly. Experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. Because there is no way, that you can get that high. You have this unbearable hunger for Wendy's, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.

"Ohhh Shiii... I going to CAREBEAR LAND!"
"WENDY'S!!!!!!!!"
"Guys, we did this last time!"
"Gimme some!"
"Do I sound black to you, nigger?"
"Coquitlam"

by AyatollaJew February 11, 2010

Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010

Land of Entrapment

Santa Fe, New Mexico. A play on New Mexico's state saying 'Land of Enchantment' (which is also true), because people either never leave Santa Fe or they return eventually.

Man, Santa Fe is the Land of Entrapment.' I'll never be able to move to California.

by YourMom July 30, 2004

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

by Frank Finger March 7, 2011